Title: Why Should I Care? (Epilogue)
Series: Strangers With Candy
Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey; Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG
Contents: References to sex; family drama
Beta: stellar_dust, who gave thoughtful feedback on everything from sentence structure to character arcs, just rolled with it when I did things like randomly re-ordering chapters, and was generally helpful and awesome beyond belief.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use.

Summary: Seamus wears a gown down the aisle and embraces his future. Love may not quite conquer all, but it doesn't do too badly for itself, either.

Those of you who have been waiting to see more of the dresses, check out Seamus in green, George in blue, the wedding portrait, and a bonus Seamus in slinky red. Previous chapters here.

(Would you believe this was originally supposed to be a one-shot?)

( It had taken some serious cajoling to keep her from showing up in a low-cut dress, and when George's sister caught the bouquet Jerri tried to bite her. But the impossibly virtuoso score was worth it. )

Title: Why Should I Care? (6/?)
Series: Strangers With Candy
Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Language; men in dresses; sexytime.
Beta: stellar_dust
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use.

Summary: George tries on some new clothes, and Seamus has a couple of epiphanies.

This is Rose's dress. The blue dress looks like this.

Previous chapters here.

( 'Does there have to be an insidious motive for everything? Can't a guy just go dress shopping without it being some kind of plot?' )

( Just grab ahold of somebody, whatever feels right; and join the army of love, we're going dancing tonight! )

( You are so sweet and so near - I'm sure to fall in love with you. )

( He laughs at my dreams, but I dream about his laughter - strange as it seems, he's the one I'm after )

Title: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space
Rating: PG-13
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Overall, everything is fair game. See individual chapters for specifics.
Beta: The very awesome stellar_dust
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, places, and events, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. Fictional characters and settings are the property of the BBC, RTD, STC, TCR, and various other initials which are not mine.

Summary: Obnoxious right-wing pundit Stephen Colbert catches a lift with Four'n'Sarah Jane...and, in his younger days, Ten'n'Jack. Can Four cope with the older Stephen acting like he knows what he's doing? Can Ten avoid saying anything to the younger Stephen that will cause a paradox? And can the rest of space and time handle the truthiness?

Winner in the "Classic Who: Crossover" category during the second round of the Children of Time Awards. And, perhaps more importantly, dubbed "neato keen" by cot_tossed.

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Title: COMFORT ME.
Rating: PG
Series: The Colbert Report
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. The Colbert Report characters are not mine.

Wanted to make a blue period drawing out of this idea (as egged on by infraredphaeton), but I couldn't get the pose to come together. So here are two loose sketches instead, accompanied by two ficlets. Takes place right after the election special.

( The Version On The Desk )

( The Version On The Couch )

Title: Also Good For Play
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: PG
Contents: Roleplaying, bondage, reluctance, drag, adorable chibi-ness.
( Two disclaimers, with love )

In picking his own spider (video #3 on the page), Stephen asked, "Webs: are they just for catching prey, or also good for play?"

Jon is less than enthusiastic.

( 'Shh! You're breaking character!' )

Title: Kiss You Where It Hurts
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: R
Warnings: Established (and unsavory) BDSM relationship; partial nudity; dubious consent issues; pain, suffering.
( Two disclaimers, with love )

Summary: This is the really really depressing version of how character!Stephen hurt his face. Or, rather, it's the story of what happens afterwards, when Jon figures it out.

There's even an illustration, just to break your hearts a bit more. (Here on DA.)

( 'Some people like it a lot worse, you know.' )

Title: Drawing the Line
Rating: Through TV-14
Series: TDS/TCR, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, The Ambiguously Gay Duo (Saturday Night Live), The New Tek Jansen Adventures, with cameos from The Simpsons, Venture Bros, and others
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons and places, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. Animated characters are the property of Hanna-Barbera, NBC, Busboy, FOX, and others. Used with love, but without permission.


When Stephen Colbert sues his boss with the help of his lawyer Reducto (voiced by Stephen Colbert), Jon hires the law firm of Phil Ken Sebben (voiced by Stephen Colbert) to represent him.

It's the cartoon trial of the century, especially when Ace (voiced by Stephen Colbert) and Gary, Colby (voiced by Stephen Colbert), Professor Impossible (voiced by Stephen Colbert), and of course Tek Jansen (voiced by Stephen Colbert) get involved.


Episodes
101. Brooks Brothers Lawsuit
102. A Little Advice
103. (The Taking) Of Minds And Men
104. Holding Out For The Heroes
105. Code Pink
106. Thrill Me, Chill Me
107. Enjoy The Ride
108. Science Fiction Double Entendre
109. A Key Clue
110. Climax Is Reached
111. Happily Ever Afters
Tag/Closing Credits

Special Features
—Trailer
—Fonts/Goodies
—Soundtrack
—Closing Credits (uncut version)

Title: A Good Night's Sleep
Rating: PG (language)
Series: TDS/TCR
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons and places, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Summary: TDS goes on a road trip, and nobody wants to room with Stephen. Jon, who ends up stuck with him, finds out why.

Half ficlet, half comic; part fluff, part drama; all cute, all chibi, and all flag pajamas.

( It was surprisingly comforting. Like holding a stuffed animal, if Jon had ever known a giant, flag-patterned stuffed animal that wouldn't shut up. )

Title: The Thing With Feathers
Series: The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
Genre: Drama
Rating: Through PG-13
Words: ~28,400
Disclaimers: Found on individual chapters. In short, not real, and not mine.

Stephen hasn't been himself lately.

This is an idea that I've been toying with for some time. The title has a couple of layers of meaning, as you will see.

“Hope” is the thing with feathers—
That perches in the soul—
Emily Dickinson

The Story
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Epilogue

The Extras
Movie poster
Trailer (the one I wanted to make)
Trailer (the one I actually made)
Soundtrack
Illustrations
Crossed (prequel comic)
The Next Five Times Stephen Switched Universes (sequel)
Art by saturnkitty99: Hope

Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.
Hebrews 11:1

Title: This Is How A Heart Breaks
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Gunplay, trauma, serious pain
( Two disclaimers, with love )

Summary: This is the story in mental images that I get when listening to "This Is How A Heart Breaks" by Rob Thomas. Sung by character!Stephen, on the day he snaps and brings a gun to the Daily Show studio.


( And I'm steady but I'm starting to shake, and I don't know how much more I can take )

Title: Expecting
Fandom: TCR
Genre: Dramedy
Words: ~55,400
Disclaimer: Found on individual chapters. In short, not real, and not mine.

Someone asked if there was any TDS mpreg, and "how would that even work?" My brain apparently took this as a challenge.

As you will see in the trailers, it's not as farfetched as you think.

Actual quotation from the good Dr. Colbert on the subject of getting pregnant: "How hard could it be?"

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