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08 June 2009 @ 08:54 am
Fake News: Purple Hamster Means No  
Title: Purple Hamster Means No
Rating: PG (sex talk, references to harassment)
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
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Summary: A quick dialogue-only ficlet. Stephen tries to explain his kink. Jon is a little slow on the uptake.

( 'The thing you've got to understand is that 'no' doesn't mean 'no'.' )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
30 May 2009 @ 04:16 pm
Fake News: The Essentials  
Title: The Essentials
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]misstewart, who wanted "planning a vacation."

( Jon, who knew that Stephen's original plan for 'roughing it' had involved hauling an entire cabinet of fine china up the side of a mountain, decided not to take any chances. )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
29 May 2009 @ 06:16 pm
Fake News/Death to Smoochy: The Rainbow Agenda  
Title: The Rainbow Agenda
Series: TDS/TCR, Death to Smoochy
Characters/Pairings: Jon, "Stephen", Sheldon
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]seagullsong, who wanted an AU where Jon and Stephen are on a popular children's show, preferably with ridiculous costumes. The crossover was inevitable. (Inspired by this Sesame Street clip.)

( 'Have you seen the lyrics?!' continued Stephen, while an intern zipped him into his bright orange eagle costume. )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
28 May 2009 @ 09:11 am
Fake News: Campaign Strategy  
Title: Campaign Strategy
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon, "Stephen", shoutout to Rahm
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]zelkovaserrata, who wanted more of the Senateverse, and prompted "flirting lessons."

( 'Come on, Stephen, don't do this. You're endorsing my opponent. I know.' )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
27 May 2009 @ 04:25 pm
Fake News: Nice Red Uniforms  
Title: Nice Red Uniforms
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon, "Stephen"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]seagullsong, who prompted "NOBODY EXPECTS THE COLBERT INQUISITION!" (Depends on you having seen the sketch.)

( 'Angry, loud, unreasonable interrogation based on unflinchingly dogmatic beliefs is your whole schtick.' )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
25 May 2009 @ 08:41 am
Fake News: Into The Rain  
Title: Into The Rain
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]zelkovaserrata, who wanted "sexy accents. And trenchcoats."

( It was as if the night itself had simply grown a pair of headlights. )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
21 May 2009 @ 12:46 pm
Fake News: Long Time No See  
Title: Long Time No See
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Future Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]seagullsong, who wanted something on "that moment when you lose your glasses and can't find them because you CAN'T SEE."

( Jon couldn't see his husband's face, but he knew Stephen was smirking. )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
18 May 2009 @ 09:14 am
Fake News: Conventional Wisdom  
Title: Conventional Wisdom
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", OCs
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]seagullsong, who wanted Stephen to drag Jon to a sci-fi convention. (Contains a reference to [info]xlormp.)

( 'I don't think I've ever seen such an accurate Alpha Squad costume!' enthused a guy with a Klingon forehead. )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
17 May 2009 @ 09:02 am
Fake News: The Drapes  
Title: The Drapes
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]bobdafrogg, who prompted "Stephen is blond."

( 'If we go any farther, you will discover my most shameful secret.' )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
16 May 2009 @ 08:04 am
Fake News: Score  
Title: Score
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", family
Rating: G
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]anais_rhys, who prompted "Jon takes Stephen to a baseball game."

( 'No shouting, no doping scandals, no minibar. What kind of boring game is this?' )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
15 May 2009 @ 05:04 pm
Fake News: Shock and Awe  
Title: Shock And Awe
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon, "Stephen"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]punkishgrin, who wanted something involving Aaron Shock. Makes reference to this poll. (Senateverse, though it doesn't fit into the continuity at all. Oh well.)

( 'Why didn't you tell me earlier? I need to Twitter my constituents to vote for me, stat!' )
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15 May 2009 @ 10:32 am
Fake News/Thursday Next: Convenient Fictions  
Title: Convenient Fictions
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Stephen/Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]zelkovaserrata, who wanted Stephen/Jon/"Stephen". Stealth Thursday Next crossover.

( 'It stopped him from sorting your bookshelf into 'censor' and 'burn' piles, didn't it? Count your blessings.' )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
14 May 2009 @ 08:59 am
Fake News: Anchor's Pet  
Title: Anchor's Pet
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon, "Stephen", OCs
Rating: PG (one dead intern)
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]stellar_dust, who prompted: "A kitten adopts the TDS studio. Stephen must, of course, do them one better." Prequel to Peachy Keen.

( Stephen stared wide-eyed at the little cat (calico, with a fluffy white front, white paws, and ears much too big for its head). )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
13 May 2009 @ 09:26 am
Fake News: Third Time's The Charm  
Title: Third Time's The Charm
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", shoutout to Jason
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]zelkovaserrata, who prompted "second time." (In which Stephen's seduction!fail continues unabated.)

( 'And I'm not going to get jabbed in the back by another fork that got lost in the couch cushions? Because that hurt, Jon.' )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
12 May 2009 @ 05:18 pm
Fake News: Oh, Honey  
Title: Oh, Honey
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]doctorv, who wanted something on Stephen's addiction to honey.

( 'Jon, Jon, Jon. Have I told you what a kind and wonderful person you are lately?' )
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11 May 2009 @ 08:03 am
Fake News: Cutting It Fine  
Title: Cutting It Fine
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: John-O, Jon, "Stephen"
Rating: PG (shameless teabagging puns)
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]culf, who wanted "something about "Stephen" acquiring a replica samurai sword, just to spite John Oliver because they're illegal in the UK. (And because John claims to be of Samurai descent.)"

( The last time John had thought Stephen was doing him a favor, he had spent the day stuffed in a suitcase. )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
10 May 2009 @ 08:48 am
Fake News: Blame The Floppy Ear  
Title: Blame The Floppy Ear
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG-13 (foreplay)
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]zelkovaserrata, who prompted "...I didn't say that out loud, did I?"

( 'My wonderful Stephen,' continued Jon, as his own shirt was wrenched up over his head and he toppled onto the mattress, landing on his back with Stephen in his arms. )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
07 May 2009 @ 08:07 am
Fake News: Teddy Bears' Tea Party  
Title: Teddy Bears' Tea Party
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon(/"Stephen"), John-O(/Rob), Mr. Bartholemew, Mr. Snuggles
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]myownghost, who prompted: "John's sad after Rob leaves, and he assumes Jon will understand from his experience when Stephen moved to TCR. what happens when John approaches Jon to talk about it...?"

( 'What's that, Mr Bartholomew?' asked Jon, holding the larger bear up to his ear. 'You say you want to sit with Mr Oliver? Well, I think we can certainly arrange that.' )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
06 May 2009 @ 07:25 am
Fake News: Satellite Test  
Title: Satellite Test
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", Jimmy
Rating: PG-13 (video sex, carrotus interruptus)
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]stellar_dust, who wanted an angst-free story about baby carrots.

( There was a half-second delay before Jon's voice, a bit crackly and distorted but as warm as ever, echoed in the small studio deep in an undisclosed location. )
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Irony: the opposite of wrinkly
05 May 2009 @ 08:55 am
Fake News: These Boots Were Made For Strutting  
Title: These Boots Were Made For Strutting
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [info]punkishgrin, who wanted something with this picture.

( Jon was vaguely aware that his mouth was hanging open. (And that Stephen was now, like, a foot taller than he was.) )
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