| Irony: the opposite of wrinkly ( @ 2009-02-18 10:59:00 |
| Entry tags: | genre: fluff, pairing: jon/"stephen", series: fake news |
Fake News: Firm Haunches
Title: Firm Haunches
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Puppy play; sexytime.
Disclaimer: Two.
For the Report characters: They and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and of course Viacom. Not mine. Sue me not, please.
And for the real people, the poem:
Please, make no mistake:
these people aren't fake,
but what's said here is no more than fiction.
It only was writ
because we like their wit
and wisecracks, and pull-squints, and diction.
We don't mean to quibble,
but this can't be libel;
it's never implied to be real.
No disrespect's meant;
if you disapprove, then,
the back button's right up there. Deal.
Summary: Stephen can't understand why he didn't win that dog show.
(Kind of a spiritual cousin to last year's Good Boy.)
( 'I would run circles around the other contestants in the obedience section, too. You watch.' )