Fake News - In Time
Title: In Time
Series: Fake news (the real people)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Drug references; loads of character death (same character, different deaths)
Disclaimer:
Please, make no mistake:
these people aren't fake,
but what's said here is no more than fiction.
It only was writ
because we like their wit
and wisecracks, and pull-squints, and diction.
We don't mean to quibble,
but this can't be libel;
it's never implied to be real.
No disrespect's meant;
if you disapprove, then,
the back button's right up there. Deal.

Summary: In an effort to save his life, Jon keeps pulling a Run Lola Run on r!Stephen's personal history.

(Thought this was going to be long, so I decided to just write a summary and throw it in with the Five Fake News Stories Never Written. And then the synopsis turned out to be the story.)


( Jon drifts through the fog of funeral arrangements and hastily cut-together tribute specials, until it gets to be too much. )