Synopsis - Fake News: (untitled colbunker fic)
Four Fake News Stories Erin Will Never Write, And One That Accidentally Got Written While Doing This (4)
Rating: R; would be NC-17 if written out
Warnings: Sexuality, craziness, suicide attempt, dark dark darkness.
Disclaimer: Two.

For the Report characters: They and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and of course Viacom. Not mine. Sue me not, please.

And for the real people, the poem:
Please, make no mistake:
these people aren't fake,
but what's said here is no more than fiction.
It only was writ
because we like their wit
and wisecracks, and pull-squints, and diction.
We don't mean to quibble,
but this can't be libel;
it's never implied to be real.
No disrespect's meant;
if you disapprove, then,
the back button's right up there. Deal.

Summary: This one is unabashed creepy-as-hell Nightmare Fuel. It's basically a cross between CRUSH and Quarantine. One of the major reasons it's not getting written is that I can't sustain the necessary level of darkness for long enough to actually write the thing.

( The really freakin' dark one where 'Stephen' locks Jon in the Colbunker )