Synopsis - Fake News: Jon Almighty
Four Fake News Stories Erin Will Never Write, And One That Accidentally Got Written While Doing This (3)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Blasphemy, possible mature themes, character death, Serious Religious Business
Disclaimer: Two.

For the Report characters: They and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and of course Viacom. Not mine. Sue me not, please.

And for the real people, the poem:
Please, make no mistake:
these people aren't fake,
but what's said here is no more than fiction.
It only was writ
because we like their wit
and wisecracks, and pull-squints, and diction.
We don't mean to quibble,
but this can't be libel;
it's never implied to be real.
No disrespect's meant;
if you disapprove, then,
the back button's right up there. Deal.

Summary: A couple of chunks of this spontaneously wrote themselves while I was summarizing. The rest is probably never going to happen. Features real!Stephen; crossover with Bruce Almighty/Evan Almighty.


( The one where Jon is the Second Coming )