Synopsis - Fake News: Stewart's Inferno
Four Fake News Stories Erin Will Never Write, And One That Accidentally Got Written While Doing This (2)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Hellfire'n'damnation, oodles of character death.
Disclaimers: Two.

For the Report characters: They and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and of course Viacom. Not mine. Sue me not, please.

And for the real people, the poem:
Please, make no mistake:
these people aren't fake,
but what's said here is no more than fiction.
It only was writ
because we like their wit
and wisecracks, and pull-squints, and diction.
We don't mean to quibble,
but this can't be libel;
it's never implied to be real.
No disrespect's meant;
if you disapprove, then,
the back button's right up there. Deal.

Summary: What it says on the tin, continued.


( The Dante pastiche where Oscar Wilde takes Jon on a tour of Hell )