Fake News: See The Little Unicorn There
Title: See The Little Unicorn There
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Fatal diseases, angsty!"Stephen", some ambiguity.
Disclaimer: Two.

For the Report characters: They and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and of course Viacom. Not mine. Sue me not, please.

And for the real people, the poem:
Please, make no mistake:
these people aren't fake,
but what's said here is no more than fiction.
It only was writ
because we like their wit
and wisecracks, and pull-squints, and diction.
We don't mean to quibble,
but this can't be libel;
it's never implied to be real.
No disrespect's meant;
if you disapprove, then,
the back button's right up there. Deal.


Summary: In an interview, Ed Helms once sang a song about a unicorn. On his show, Stephen has referred to a unicorn of his own. In 2005, while both were correspondents on The Daily Show, New York City clinics introduced on-site, rapid HIV testing using an oral fluid test.

Aaaaaand scene!

( 'I didn't get that close, being as how they only come near virgins and I am so not a virgin, but I could definitely see the horn.' )