Fake News/Zanna, Don't! - Your Moment of Zanna
Title: Your Moment of Zanna
Fandom: TDS, TCR, Zanna, Don't!
Rating: G
Words: ~3700
Disclaimer: Two.

For the characters: The Zanna, Don't! characters and their universe are the creations of Tim Acito. Stephen's character is his own. Not mine. Sue me not, please.

And for the real people, the poem:
Please, make no mistake:
these people aren't fake,
but what's said here is no more than fiction.
It only was writ
because we like their wit
and wisecracks, and pull-squints, and diction.
We don't mean to quibble,
but this can't be libel;
it's never implied to be real.
No disrespect's meant;
if you disapprove, then,
the back button's right up there. Deal.

Notes: Crossover with Zanna, Don't!, a musical that opens in a universe where the majority of people are gay. The straight minority faces enormous prejudice; on the other hand, even the locker rooms are tastefully decorated.

Oh, and there's magic. Don't worry, it's easy to follow.

There's a dead dormant fancommunity at zanna_dont, and you can pick up the soundtrack here. If nothing else, listen to Sometime, Do You Think We Could Fall In Love? - it's glorious.

( Magical matchmaker Zanna attempts to hook up soccer nerd Jon and angry freshman Stephen. But there's more behind Stephen's ferocious heterophobia than meets the eye. )