Fake News: Five Times Jon Terrified Stephen (5) Title: Five Times Jon Terrified Stephen (5) Fandom: The Colbert Report Rating: PG for innuendo Words: ~3300 in total Disclaimer: Two.
For the Report characters: They and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and of course Viacom. Not mine. Sue me not, please.
And for the real people, the poem: Please, make no mistake: these people aren't fake, but what's said here is no more than fiction. It only was writ because we like their wit and wisecracks, and pull-squints, and diction. We don't mean to quibble, but this can't be libel; it's never implied to be real. No disrespect's meant; if you disapprove, then, the back button's right up there. Deal.
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