Fake News: Expecting, Chapter 19
Title: Expecting, Chapter 19: What Goes Around...
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG for mild ickiness
Words: ~3000
Disclaimer: Two.

For the Report characters: They and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and of course Viacom. Not mine. Sue me not, please.

And for the real people, the poem:
Please, make no mistake:
these people aren't fake,
but what's said here is no more than fiction.
It only was writ
because we like their wit
and wisecracks, and pull-squints, and diction.
We don't mean to quibble,
but this can't be libel;
it's never implied to be real.
No disrespect's meant;
if you disapprove, then,
the back button's right up there. Deal.

Notes: As mentioned on the previous chapter, here's the bill in question.

Clips referenced: Stephen's driver.

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