Realized I really ought to have one of these. Still a bit disorganized; consider this a WIP...

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( The Fake News Stuff )

( The Other Series Stuff )

( The Crossover Stuff )

( The Mixes )

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Title: Underappreciated Tea-Boys Unite!
Rating: PG (violence, one dead President)
Series: Doctor Who/Torchwood, The Colbert Report, Tek Jansen
Characters/Pairings: Ianto(/Jack), Gwen, Owen, Tosh, Bobby, Stephen, Meangarr
Spoilers: New Who S3; Torchwood S1; Tek Jansen #1
Disclaimer: Work of parody; not real; not mine.

It's the day of Children in Need, and you know what that means: crossover time.

Side story to Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space. In which Bobby is on a secret undercover mission, Torchwood is having a hard time functioning without Jack, and Cardiff is being menaced by a Tek Jansen villain. (So, pretty much business as usual.)

Beta, as always, by the sterling stellar_dust.

( 'Couldn't we luck out, just once, and get an asexual embodiment of the pure evil that builds up under the sink?' )

Medium: Book
Fandom: Le Petit Prince
Subject: General
Title: L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux (What is essential is invisible to the eye)
Warnings: Spoilers for the whole book.

Once upon a time there was a little prince who lived on a planet that was scarcely any bigger than himself, and who needed a friend / Il était une fois un petit prince qui habitait une planète à peine plus grande que lui, et qui avait besoin d’un ami...



( Were you so sad, then, on the day of the forty-four sunsets? )

Medium: General
Subject: Months
Title: The space of a year
Warnings: Jonathan Coulton has a dirty mouth.

One song for each month of the year. Chosen for the titles, not the themes, but somehow most of them ended up being about breakups.



( June, she'll change her tune, in restless walks she'll prowl the night; July, she will fly, and give no warning to her flight )

Medium: The Internet
Fandom: General fandom
Subject: fandomsecrets
Title: My Flist Would Kill Me

In honor of fandomsecrets's 1000th post, have a mix.



( I'd hit it / I ship it / I judge you / You are the X to my Y / [opinion about Hetalia] )

Title: Five Versions Of The Limo Ride Home
Rating: G through NC-17
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", Joan/"Stephanie", Jon/r!Stephen (Sailor Jon version), Schmon Schmewart, Jon, "Stephen", Jon/happy!"Stephen"
Warnings: (1) character fatal disease (he's not dead yet); (2) character death (he gets better); (3) D/s, innuendo; (4) D/s, shameless lesbian smut; (5) may induce diabetes.
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: After the Emmys snub various versions of Stephen (hypothetical cancer storyline, sailorjon 'verse, Liberalverse, genderswapped version of sarcasticsra's Needverse, and happy!verse), Jon comforts him on the way back to the hotel. Mostly written for The 9/20 Project, which called for post-Emmy comforting and/or sex. (There are sequels to the Liberalverse segment found at that link, too.)

( 'I have a little bit of anger and frustration to work through right now. So it would probably be best if I just let myself into the executive lounge and meditated for a while. Or did some yoga.' )

I love a good fake-fic meme.

Give me the title of a story I’ve never written, and feedback telling me what you liked best about it, and I will tell you any of: the first sentence, the last sentence, the thing that made me want to write it, the biggest problem I had while writing it, why it almost never got submitted to magazines, the scene that hit the cutting room floor but that I wish I’d been able to salvage, or something else that I want readers to know.

( Leave a comment )

Title: Binding
Rating: PG, barely
Warnings: The mildest of sexual content
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Jon
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Right after he gets his cast on, Stephen needs a little help with his morning routine.

This is massively, massively AU, for reasons which will become obvious.

( Stephen sticks out his arms; he grits his teeth while Jon fastens his cufflinks, even though Jon's taking extra care to be gentle around the cast. )

Title: Fit For Office
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Jon, l!"Stephen"
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: For a prompt from sirdrakesheir, who requested, and I quote, "OMG L!STEPHEN'S PRESIDENTIAL RUN."

The quotation at the beginning is from The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.

( 'Higher taxes, free health care for animals, and forcing everyone to buy environmentally friendly washing machines.' )

Title: Anonymous
Rating: R
Contents: Sex, violence, humiliation
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/???, "Stephen"/Jon
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: This was inspired by a fic snippet, which I am pretty sure was by sarcasticsra, and which is lost somewhere in the depths of past Open Threads. The general premise: "Stephen" is living with Jon, but still has this compulsive, self-destructive need to sneak off and have tawdry sex with nameless men in bars.

So, being the cheerful and upbeat writer I am, I decided to write fixit fic!

...No, really. Stop laughing.

(It looks bad at first, but it gets fixed in the end, I swear.)

( 'He has no idea I'm here. I shouldn't....' )

Title: Five Gifts Stephen Gave Jon, Because It's No More Than He Deserved, And It Was Nothing, Really
Rating: PG
Contents: A very sexy massage.
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", that puppy again
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Where the regular version of "Stephen" stingy, self-absorbed, and demanding, the AU liberal version is generous, thoughtful, and giving.

(I'm worried that I've been putting too much emphasis on ways in which liberal!Stephen is annoying, so this is the flip side.)

( 'Uh, Stephen? The whole reason college kids offer each other backrubs is to get in each other's pants.' )

Title: Four Times Aasif Shared His Food (And One Time Someone Shared With Him)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Foreplay
Characters/pairings: Aasif/Sam/Jason, John Oliver, Rob Riggle, Jon, Larry, Wyatt, "Stephen"
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Pretty much what it says on the tin. Five stories about Aasif, the whole crew of correspondents, various types of food, and an Important Life Lesson about sharing.

Aasif's movie isn't out yet, but IMDb has the specs, and there's a nice article here that talks about the food. Also, special thanks to sirdrakesheir and canadian_plant for yelling at me to get this finished.

( 'Are you trying to intimidate me with the same routine we used on Anderson Cooper this afternoon? Because it doesn't work when I know you. Larry, you got that shirt at Nordstrom's. Wyatt, that's not a gang sign, it's American Sign Language for 'algebra'.' )

( Love is my religion - hey, you can take it or leave it, and you don't have to believe it )

Title: The Grey Wolf Is On The Prowl
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Another prompt anais_rhys: Jon/Wyatt after the recent segment. Jon thinks he's the Big Bad Boss seducing Wyatt, then the tables are suddenly turned on him.


( 'You'll go far in this business, Wyatt. Very far, if I'm not mistaken. And I never am.' )

Title: Not Out Of The Woods Yet
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Jon, liberal!"Stephen"
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Asked for ficlet prompts; anais_rhys responded with "Liberal!Stephen takes Jon on a camping trip."

( 'We're really in the wild now! Nature at its finest!' )

The neat thing about Dreamwidth (well, one of the many, many neat things): you don't need a DW account to read locked posts. All you need is an account on any OpenID-enabled site. Which means that, if you have LJ, you're all set.

( Because a couple of people have been asking, here's How To Get At Erin's Locked Fics: the step-by-step version, with pictures. )

( Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke? )

Title: Silky
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: R
Warnings: Spontaneous kinky puppy-play sex.

Summary: For those of you who were disappointed that Puppy Love wasn't a sequel to Firm Haunches, this fic has you covered.

Inspired by this macro (and the accompanying segment). Post-taping of the Tom Hanks segment, but pre-Operation-Iraqi-Stephen (so the hair is still there). There are accompanying sketches, if you're in the mood for visuals.

Also, this got a lot longer, and a lot pornier, than I expected.

( There could be no doubt that the little red dish was a dog bowl. The thing was spotted with pale-yellow pawprints, for crying out loud. )

Title: Unambiguous
Rating: PG (talk of sex, innuendo up and down)
Characters/pairings: Ace/Gary?
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Summary: Ambiguously Gay Duo fic ahoy!

They're extremely close, in an ambiguous way . . . and they probably should have left it like that.

( 'Something the matter, lifetime companion?' )

Title: Puppy Love (3/3)
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Sex talk, panicking Stephen
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen"
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: The conclusion of this bit of the Liberalverse. Jon has always encouraged Stephen to develop healthy boundaries, but he never expected to find himself outside of them.

(Okay, a little bit of neuroses-and-despair may have slipped into this one. But the ending is happy, never fear.)

( 'I just found out that I am apparently the only person on the planet you won't jump into bed with. What could possibly be upsetting about that?'